We broke up because...
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he kept crushing me when we hugged0
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she kept lacing me up. tight!0
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I forget0
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she had better legs than me0
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Too wild for me....
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Smelled like lavender.0
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Had feet like ice cubes0
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She snored like a freight train0
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he was addicted to porn on the net0
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She ran an internet porn site from our bedroom0
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I saw video of him on the internet and it was a naughty video with some strange woman named SuzyQ!!!
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Intimidated by the size of my horn
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He was too pretty for me, I was totally overshadowed0
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his horn was too big and he didnt know how to use it0
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She was stuck on his big horn0
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pechepanda wrote: »his horn was too big and he didnt know how to use it
Peche! I'm shocked you are not as innocent as you look! 
She had Horn envy!
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Kept talking about blowing some horn ....0
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Apparently, yet another lady that finds my "horn" woefully inadequate.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »pechepanda wrote: »his horn was too big and he didnt know how to use it Peche! I'm shocked you are not as innocent as you look!
She had Horn envy!
im super innocent
complained about his horn too much0 -
She ran-off in a crowd one afternoon while we were shopping; I've been checking the backs of milk-cartons ever since.0
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she was forlorn about his horn 0
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She always had a smart elek answer for my questions? 0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She always had a smart elek answer for my questions?
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I was more sarcastic than her she didn't like that0
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he was always jumping out of the stranges places0
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She got mad when I took the job jumping out of cakes!0
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she was allergic to frosting0
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She ate nothing but frosting0
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I got lost in her eyes.... and never found my way back. (I wonder if she misses me?)0
awwww I had such high hopes 
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