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We broke up because...

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  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Clarence? I thought it was Clarissa!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I always caught her kissing Clarence! She says that she's hoping that he'll turn into a Prince!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    was having a secret affair with my donkey!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Her demands kept increasing day by day
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    she collected dolls, dolls creep me out!
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 864 Member
    Kept insisting he wanted to carry me EVERYWHERE.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    saw her riding some guy through the park....scandalous!
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    She wouldn't let others ride.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    he was too much man for me. I couldnt tame the beast. had to get back into my own league
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Because that permed hair was too much to handle
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Her motto was "Seize the Nutz". It was terrifying!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    He was terrified of my honey -- so less of a break up for he and I, more of a 'rebound' for her...
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Everything was a debate.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    Dude didn't even lift!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Dude lifted too much, thought I was a barbell
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    I told him "bar-fly", but he didn't believe me, or her, so he dumped her --- as a result, I could no longer be a third-wheel in their relationship and went strictly "self-serve"... :(
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I think he liked my neighbour better than me
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    she would walk around in a tu-tu most of the time,and that was cool and all, but when she would whirl every 4 steps, thats when i had to draw the line.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    I think he liked my neighbour better than me
    never baby, but the view of you lacing up your skates from his upstairs window is heavenly...

    @Alisontheice Wishes that she were taller, or had longer legs, or something like that; prays about it quite often (again from the neighbour's window, I can partially see her on her back with heels stretching toward the ceiling fan praying, "oh God" quite frequently)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He thought I was too short

    and @BigEdge he didn't like my little "Recitals"
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Scientology.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Always used science against me!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I thought she was more VP
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    When I asked why his balls were yellow he just giggled...a lot...I think he's still giggling
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    And fuzzy. She didn't like fuzzy. She wanted all smooooooooth like the rest of things.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    he's still giggling.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I begged please let me see your face. He said no. In my head he's the most handsome man ever but I'll never know because we broke up
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He didn't want to skate with me. He said touching girls is icky
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    she liked the canadians go Red Wings
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Always wanted to recreate hockey fights. That was weird

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