Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Salmon for tea - yum!
    With broccoli and cauli
    Get in my belly!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Salmon for tea - yum!
    With broccoli and cauli
    Get in my belly!
    Very nice haiku
    Looks like good food choices too
    Well done, ladykate!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Hangover have I
    Yoda I speak like today
    Roll on tomorrow
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    Saturday evening
    Sitting here on computer
    Yeah, I need a life!!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    If you had a life
    I'd never hear your haikus
    Please stay here with me.
  • PikaBo_O
    PikaBo_O Posts: 9 Member
    Really miss Taylor.
    When will he be coming back?
    *fires bat signal*
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    Coffee in my mug
    Dark roast, fragrant and steaming
    Stevia and milk
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    No sugar for me
    Hold the sweetener too please
    Plenty of milk though
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    French press freshly ground
    A wee dash of cinnamon
    Mugful of awesome

    My coffee is strong
    Very suitable for sipping
    Or for staining wood
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Holiday has gone
    Alarm is set, back to work
    Plus side; I have job
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    Rain and dreary day
    Add in that lovely cold wind
    April showers bring...?
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    April rain and sun
    Daffodils and tulips bloom
    Summer arises
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    Winter's discontent
    Departed late and slowly
    Let us welcome spring
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    Hump day happiness
    Work week already half done
    Bring on the weekend
  • sclause
    sclause Posts: 86 Member
    No no no no no
    No no no no no no no
    No no no no no
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Thursday and Friday
    Two days left til the weekend
    Bring it on - whoop whoop!
  • rowbeana1
    rowbeana1 Posts: 4 Member
    Awake at One
    need sleep,
    but get Dark Shadows
  • kruuTahn
    kruuTahn Posts: 55 Member
    Take me down to hai-
    ku city where the grass is
    green and the dammit
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    Quiet in office
    Fresh coffee is in my mug
    Nice start to the day
  • Lt_Happy
    Lt_Happy Posts: 18 Member
    Worker bees can leave.
    Even drones can fly away.
    The queen is their slave.
  • kruuTahn
    kruuTahn Posts: 55 Member
    We stared down the flames
    They took me, but you remain
    Stay gold, Ponyboy
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Wine, gin, vodka too
    Cocktails as well- one or two
    Shots: one, two, three... floor!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Wine, gin, vodka too
    Cocktails as well- one or two
    Shots: one, two, three... floor!
    I wanna get drunk
    I gonna make it real clear
    I want one bourbon....

    One scotch and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch and one
    Beer! George Thorogood
  • kruuTahn
    kruuTahn Posts: 55 Member
    Heavy, sleepy eyes
    But this brief won't write itself
    Red Bull, do your thing!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    6am Sat'day
    So why am I wide awake?
    Come back sweet slumber
  • fr3smyl
    fr3smyl Posts: 1,418 Member
    I don't get haikus
    Is it about syllables
    Okay that makes sense
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    Yoga class was tough
    Male substitute instructor
    Downward dog.... DISLIKE!!
  • kruuTahn
    kruuTahn Posts: 55 Member
    Good news, everyone!
    Shut up and take my money!
    Why not Zoidberg? Eh?
  • SteampunkSongbird
    SteampunkSongbird Posts: 826 Member
    Contemplating life,
    All those big questions, such as
    Should I have more cheese....?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,771 Member
    kruuTahn wrote: »
    Good news, everyone!
    Shut up and take my money!
    Why not Zoidberg? Eh?
    Very well done, kruuTahn
    You have my admiration
    Excellent haiku!!

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