Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • Spedangie
    Spedangie Posts: 108 Member
    Reeses call to me
    Craving for them never ends!
    Be Gone and do not tempt me.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    You had me at "Hi"
    I won't ever say "Good-bye"
    I'll always be by
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    ^ This one was odd, yeah
    But I wrote it for a girl
    On Valentine's day
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    ZooksBrah - I love it
    I would be so impressed if
    Someone wrote me that.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Emotions blossom
    Love, Agony, Rose, Tulip
    Pain is beautiful
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Who made it Monday?
    Why wasn't I consulted?
    No sharks with lazers?
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Monday almost done
    Only four more days to go
    Then the weekend's here!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Monday almost done
    Only four more days to go
    Then the weekend's here!
    On these long work days
    Watching the clock slowly turn
    Silent; no tic toc...
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    I know I'm odd but...
    I really enjoy my job,
    I like the week days!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    I know I'm odd but...
    I really enjoy my job,
    I like the week days!
    I used to like mine
    Then reorganization
    New boss is asshat

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Coughing isn't fun
    Not for me nor for my son
    We have sore throats too
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Oh no uncle Mac
    So sorry to hear you're ill!
    Get well soon won't you?

    Kisses and big hugs
    To you and your poorly son
    Off to bed with you!
  • A_Patient_Wolf
    A_Patient_Wolf Posts: 1,347 Member
    Early morning run
    Sunrise, mountains, soft sea breeze
    Now *kitten* lift brah
  • A_Patient_Wolf
    A_Patient_Wolf Posts: 1,347 Member
    Early morning run
    Sunrise, mountains, soft sea breeze
    Now *kitten* lift brah
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    10 hours to go-yeah!
    Then it's the weekend baby
    Fun, family, friends.
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    The 1st may today
    Bank holiday weekend
    Extra day off work!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Helped my daughter move
    From one place to another
    Narrow stairs not fun
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Sunday and there's rain
    Don't want to cycle in rain
    Come on sun, shine please!q86ry91b2500.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    "ladykate26 wrote:
    Sunday and there's rain
    Don't want to cycle in rain
    Come on sun, shine please!
    No sun on Sunday?
    Isn't there some kind of rule?
    Yoga in the house.
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Well, on the plus side
    I have been sofa shopping
    Got a new rug too ! <3
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Well, on the plus side
    I have been sofa shopping
    Got a new rug too ! <3
    Sofa shopping joke
    Must resist the urge to pun...
    Yet Sofa King fun!

    sofa-king.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    Finally it's spring
    Apple blossoms on my tree
    Odd as it's an oak
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Shame that your tree is
    Not a cherry blossom as
    They are so delish
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Shame that your tree is
    Not a cherry blossom as
    They are so delish
    At the house I sold
    There was a hybrid cherry
    Two kinds of delish!
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
    Jealousy is rife!
    Why don't you buy a new one
    And plant it anew
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Jealousy is rife!
    Why don't you buy a new one
    And plant it anew
    A step at a time
    First the roof needs new shingles
    Priority one!!
  • dotsoflisa
    dotsoflisa Posts: 47 Member


    Work on a cruise ship
    No food to eat in the mess
    Wish I was a guest
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,844 Member
    The grass is growing
    The weeds are growing too
    Guess which grows faster?
  • maggierenee88
    maggierenee88 Posts: 352 Member
    Frolicking in wine
    Cravey for some day drinking
    I'm white girl wasted
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Spedangie wrote: »
    Reeses call to me
    Craving for them never ends!
    Be Gone and do not tempt me.

    Chocolate one day
    Another day it is chips
    The siren song calls

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