We broke up because...

She was obsessed with nutella...that's all she ate....couldn't deal with that

Watched Avengers without me

Didn't share well and yanked my hair

he wore that santa outfit to bed

Wanted elf outfits instead

He had a head. really who needs a head

She liked collecting heads

She never invited me to any of her parties and asked me to do the dishes after all her guests left.

Every time I asked her a question, she'd just smile and look at me.

She never appreciated my weirding ways, and was resistant to The Voice.