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  • shainasb310
    shainasb310 Posts: 246 Member
    He got freaky with a MFP user in a Burger King bathroom
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Was the other mfp user in the bk bathroom, I have picture proof!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Secretly videotapes people using public bathrooms
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Never heard Digital Underground; doesn't matter, they still got paid, and the front man's nose still tickled her...
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    Eats from the $1 menu at Burger King
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Makes me share our dollar burger because they are so cheap
  • shainasb310
    shainasb310 Posts: 246 Member
    Bought her a dollar burger
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Thinks Ronald McDonald is sexy af!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Just a little "over the edge" with the Call of Duty: Black Ops franchise... Used to wake me with an RPG or a Frag (fooker!)
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    #useshashtagsineveryconversation
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Has a Hello Kitty tattoo
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Invested completely in Bitcoin
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    @Jonesingmucho Knows where his Hello Kitty Tattoo is; "helped" maintain the area's tumescence during the procedure

    @Non-Stop Fancys himself a sleeper, but has terribly misinterpreted the concept; actually he's just 'Sleepy' during late-night campaigns
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Has to check in with his mother before his curfew at 7pm
  • cdlee05
    cdlee05 Posts: 718 Member
    Has her own show on local cable and re-creates Bob Ross paintings.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Thinks that he's right-handed ...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cousin is a monkey :p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is coming to the US for our wedding after which I will retire and we are then moving to Panama
  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    Sells Avon
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Gives people atomic wedgies
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Eats nothing but skittles and ice cream
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Eats nothing but skittles and ice cream
    Say's that like it's a problem ?!!

    Once ate a small bug; there's a vid of it on the net somewhere. I didn't see the vid myself, but I'm told the bug enjoyed it, that Jo and the bug still stay in touch, and there has been discussion of reprising the scene for a larger audience.

  • DejahVoodoo
    DejahVoodoo Posts: 25 Member
    Always asking people to smell his finger.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Lives a highly practical life having nothing unnecessary and wasting nothing. Can be found flat-pressing cigarette box foils for use as mirrors around their home (also may explain general appearance and hairdo)
  • MadMc28
    MadMc28 Posts: 1,079 Member
    Can lick his elbow
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    sings the ABC's every morning as part of their daily ritual.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has no musical ability but his claim to fame is being able to fart the National Anthem
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    Has recently adopted the use of "zed" as the the name for the "Z" character, while this is generally accepted in lot of cultures, the eastern US is not among them, causing @kjm3579 an increased level of difficulty in everyday communications, both professional and personal.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is a very quiet guy and does not like to express his thoughts.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He pities all the stupid poor people as he gazes down on them from his high ivory tower.

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