If you were the opposite sex

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  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
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    I'd be gay...so in essence I'd still like women.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    I'd get free drinks.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    id eat a lot and wait for it to be over
  • Drakhan
    Drakhan Posts: 30 Member
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    I'd get a manicure and put together an outfit by experimenting with texture and color in ways that men just are not allowed to do. Then, once I was looking my best, I've have some guys over to change the oil in my truck and move some furniture for me before I left to spend the evening at a lesbian bar.
  • ErikThaRed
    ErikThaRed Posts: 139 Member
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    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    There would be a lot of sitting at home, playing with things.

    Yeah this... then, as Seinfeld, said " I'd be down by the docks waiting for the fleet to come in."
  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
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    burning2much wrote: »
    I'd be gay...so in essence I'd still like women.
    :*
  • qbadshah10
    qbadshah10 Posts: 96 Member
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    I'd play with my self all day
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
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    I'd hit myself in the balls just see which really hurts the most labour or a kick in balls
  • Beast4242
    Beast4242 Posts: 83 Member
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    @pest3147 I would like to know that myself but wouldn't be willing to try the labor thing to find out. You'll have to let us know.

    I would be alone in the bedroom for a while then go out skanky and see what really is the big deal about being stared at or 'oogled'. Then finish the night with a girls night to find out what kind of things girls really talk about together about guys.
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
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    Beast4242 wrote: »
    @pest3147 I would like to know that myself but wouldn't be willing to try the labor thing to find out. You'll have to let us know.

    I would be alone in the bedroom for a while then go out skanky and see what really is the big deal about being stared at or 'oogled'. Then finish the night with a girls night to find out what kind of things girls really talk about together about guys.

    Haha no worries chuckles
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
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    I'd tell as many women as I can that they need to hook up with Jersey__devil cause they dont know what they are missing...starting tomorrow, of course.
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
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    NCServant wrote: »
    Go shopping and hit some good sales........lol

    LOL
  • Beast4242
    Beast4242 Posts: 83 Member
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    Actually I can squash the theory now, I have seen my three kids born and been hit in the nads...trust me when I say you have it worse than us.
  • hansmdude
    hansmdude Posts: 111 Member
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    I'd sleep with me, LOL
  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
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    hansmdude wrote: »
    I'd sleep with me, LOL
    let me watch :|
  • hansmdude
    hansmdude Posts: 111 Member
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    ranyy12 wrote: »
    hansmdude wrote: »
    I'd sleep with me, LOL
    let me watch :|

    Heck, join in, LOL
  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
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    :/
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,868 Member
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    ranyy12 wrote: »
    If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do ...

    touch myself...
  • Tialuna18
    Tialuna18 Posts: 9,591 Member
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    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Get paid less for the same amount of work

    The statistics for that theory are flawed :P
    Typically women go into fields that are deemed less risky therefore warrant less pay. The information isnt gathered from people in the same line of work just in general so yeah it's obviously going to appear that men make more money on the dollar. Sorry this misconception just always bothers me XD
  • MadMc28
    MadMc28 Posts: 1,079 Member
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    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

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