If you were the opposite sex

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  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
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    pest3147 wrote: »
    I'd hit myself in the balls just see which really hurts the most labour or a kick in balls

    Yes!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Spend 2 seconds getting ready for the day, I would go to the barber and have someone shave my face, then tell my man (woman for the day) to go make ME a dinner.
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
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    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    YeS!!!!!!!!!
  • LeoL87
    LeoL87 Posts: 127 Member
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    I would go to the sauna :p
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    Hubby says he would stay home and give himself friction burns. I'd stay home giving him friction burns. :naughty:
  • Tialuna18
    Tialuna18 Posts: 9,591 Member
    edited May 2015
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    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    what! that doesn't work??? SNL lied to me >> 2:40
    https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw?t=159
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I'd lift weights and brag about it

    How is that different from what guys do?

  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
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    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    Your huge one
  • justjack18
    justjack18 Posts: 720 Member
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    Pee wherever I please and play around down there lol
  • raiden6
    raiden6 Posts: 21 Member
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    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    Stay at home for probably most of the day finding answers to questions I've never had the nerve to ask....

    Such as??
  • raiden6
    raiden6 Posts: 21 Member
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    ladykate26 wrote: »
    pest3147 wrote: »
    I'd hit myself in the balls just see which really hurts the most labour or a kick in balls

    Yes!

    People would intentionally punch themselves in the balls??! You guys are crazy! Of course labour is sore-er than that! Leave your poor balls alone! :smiley:
  • ladykate26
    ladykate26 Posts: 1,134 Member
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    raiden6 wrote: »
    ladykate26 wrote: »
    pest3147 wrote: »
    I'd hit myself in the balls just see which really hurts the most labour or a kick in balls

    Yes!

    People would intentionally punch themselves in the balls??! You guys are crazy! Of course labour is sore-er than that! Leave your poor balls alone! :smiley:

    You are the only man I have heard say this! +10 brownie points for you my friend!

  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
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    justjack18 wrote: »
    Pee wherever I please and play around down there lol

    B)
  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
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    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    chelsy0587 wrote: »
    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Get paid less for the same amount of work

    Something very wrong with this...

    Kinda why I posted it
  • MonsoonStorm
    MonsoonStorm Posts: 371 Member
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    MadMc28 wrote: »
    I would probably do the most un sexy thing that a man could do...tthat would be the helicopter with my Penis

    But what if you are a grower and it's cold?
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    needernt wrote: »
    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
    Are you the guy that sent messages to a bunch of women asking how tall they are?

  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    needernt wrote: »
    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
    Are you the guy that sent messages to a bunch of women asking how tall they are?

    Don't tell me someone did that
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    needernt wrote: »
    I would be hot and tall girl of whom every man would have dreamed .
    Are you the guy that sent messages to a bunch of women asking how tall they are?

    Don't tell me someone did that

    Yes they did. I got called a crazy cat lady in the forum post I made about it after the 3rd time he messaged me. Never change, MFP.

  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    edited May 2015
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    That's so not like buffalo bill at all. :#

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