If you were the opposite sex

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  • 2014Alpha
    2014Alpha Posts: 2,838 Member
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    I would want to definitely have sex. And to get kicked in the nuts to see if it was really as bad as all you guys say it is.
  • Drakhan
    Drakhan Posts: 30 Member
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    spyro88 wrote: »
    ranyy12 wrote: »

    :o

    Lol I get it all the time if I take the car in with my boyfriend - just a pet hate :P

    I would prefer that. I have to send my wife in to get my oil changed because when I go, they look at me funny and say, "We could just sell you the oil and you could change it yourself. It's a lot cheaper."
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    gothchiq wrote: »
    I also want to say something that dudes may not know. I can't speak for all women, but for at least some of us, having ( o )( o ) is like having elbows. They just exist. They don't give any special pleasures except visually. Leastways, that's my life. It's just decoration that I use to get husband's attention. (no kids)

    But us guys are glad you have those decorations and love to look at them and play with them!!!
  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
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    Play with my boobs and spend the day in a locker room.
  • musicandarts
    musicandarts Posts: 187 Member
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    ladykate26 wrote: »
    Wee up a wall!

    Way overrated!
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
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    I would have a bad reputation.........
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
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    Look at myself in the mirror all day
  • rothca12
    rothca12 Posts: 41 Member
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    I would probably spend all day windmilling my dick.
  • MissMary75044
    MissMary75044 Posts: 517 Member
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    rothca12 wrote: »
    I would probably spend all day windmilling my dick.

    Best answer ever

  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
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    I would experience how is it feel like to be a hot girl who is ambling down the street in a sunny day and how many guys are bothering me.
  • raiden6
    raiden6 Posts: 21 Member
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    I'd have a shower, see what takes so God damn long!
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
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    I second the playing with things and multiple orgasms - I would also want to try what having your period means (after the playing and multiple orgasms obviously!).... just to understand what really goes on in a woman mind!!
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
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    rothca12 wrote: »
    I would probably spend all day windmilling my dick.

    Drawing whilst pissing is another cool thing we can do with it but yeah - windmills are defo up there!

  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
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    OdesAngel wrote: »
    I would teabag everything. EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.

    YOU THE MAN!

  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
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    I would see myself naked in the mirror and feel embarrassed
  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
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    get a speeding ticket then flash my boobs at the officer.... see that if that really works
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    I would pee on stuff, run without feeling boobs, do the helicopter with my junk and walk around with no shirt on.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    jennifer_417 wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I'd lift weights and brag about it

    How is that different from what guys do?

    That wasn't the question
  • ranyy12
    ranyy12 Posts: 305 Member
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    justinegibbons wrote: »
    I would pee on stuff, run without feeling boobs, do the helicopter with my junk and walk around with no shirt on.

    lol :)

  • elidabear
    elidabear Posts: 3 Member
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    I would get a job at the local strip club and make as much money as I could while it lasted.

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