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We broke up because...
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she asked in too many positions but flying position i coudnt do !!0
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My vindaloo was too spicy.0
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She was more fond of the pup then me0
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Wore me out!0
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He popped me with his suspenders0
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She didnt like the competition at my college0
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I couldn't look at him without thinking of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers0
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There were a few sores on his private parts...figured he'd been tom catting
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She never took of her mask0
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She was always riding my bike0
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He looked better in Spandex than me0
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Wouldn't go to bed until I read him Goodnight Moon.0
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He stole my bike!0
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Hated me riding his bike naked
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Thought she was Lady Godiva0
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Never flushed the toilet0
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Stole my hair ties0
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Spent to much money on her hair0
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You mean im not !!!0
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To stuck up0
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But I love you pookie...don't leave me..
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Couldn't get over her Ex & slipped to many times in calling me their nickname....0
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I wouldn't let her drive my lambo0
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I wasnt letting her get any sleep ever0
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Stole the lambo0
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out of topic, what if someone wrote a story about someone that keeps breaking up with all of the above since page 1 xD0
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Because I have to many manwhores0
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Just too mean.0
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Refused to cook breakfast, even on days when I was sick
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Refused to eat my breakfast!0
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