We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    But I love you pookie...don't leave me.. :*
  • uniquelymev
    uniquelymev Posts: 53 Member
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    Couldn't get over her Ex & slipped to many times in calling me their nickname....
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    I wouldn't let her drive my lambo
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
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    I wasnt letting her get any sleep ever
  • Unknown834
    Unknown834 Posts: 16 Member
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    Stole the lambo
  • Unknown834
    Unknown834 Posts: 16 Member
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    out of topic, what if someone wrote a story about someone that keeps breaking up with all of the above since page 1 xD
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    Because I have to many manwhores
  • Imback257
    Imback257 Posts: 544 Member
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    Just too mean.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Refused to cook breakfast, even on days when I was sick :(
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    Refused to eat my breakfast!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Her cooking sucked ;)
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    She couldn't handle being around my manwhores
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Say what !!!! Told lies

    I love manwhores :D
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she spent my money on manwhores
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    You couldnt keep up ...you said it was ok to buy a couple of manwhores so you werent so worn out >:)
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She had some gene mutation that made her inexhaustible. I was tired all the time.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    Jo kept her exhausted. had no energy for me
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    she pooped on bed everynight
  • MKGIRL110tnm
    MKGIRL110tnm Posts: 880 Member
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    Wouldn't take off his shades and look me in the eyes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Wasn't a rug muncher :o

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