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We broke up because...
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Her cooking sucked
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She couldn't handle being around my manwhores0
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Say what !!!! Told lies
I love manwhores
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she spent my money on manwhores0
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You couldnt keep up ...you said it was ok to buy a couple of manwhores so you werent so worn out
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She had some gene mutation that made her inexhaustible. I was tired all the time.0
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Jo kept her exhausted. had no energy for me0
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she pooped on bed everynight0
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Wouldn't take off his shades and look me in the eyes0
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Wasn't a rug muncher
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All she did was yell at me while she was smiling!0
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she cant take all the way in !!0
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told him I was exit only0
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he liked lesbian jokes too much.0
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Wanted to be a lesbian0
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He only had one T-shirt0
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Lets face it...I was too much to handle 0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Wasn't a rug muncher
Hahahaha!!!!
IKR? I can't believe she broke up with me.0 -
She wasn't over Jo0
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MKGIRL110tnm wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Wasn't a rug muncher
Hahahaha!!!!
IKR? I can't believe she broke up with me.
Her loss. Lol0 -
He liked taking selfies in the dressing room. Wait ... We didn't really break-up did we?0
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Noooooo im not breaking up with anyone...I want you all 0
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I was just another piece of meat to her0
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His eyes would be less on the road and more on checking himself in the mirror.0
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Couldn't handle my blonde moments0
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she didn't get any of my blonde jokes0
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Got annoyed even when my complaints were legit!0
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Expected favours whilst driving
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Wouldn't stop smelling my v0
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