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  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
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    She was way too good for me.
  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
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    callmejessica wrote: »
    She was way too good for me.

    edit: IS too good for me! <3
  • amylynn194
    amylynn194 Posts: 10 Member
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    he was to flat I couldn't find him.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Wouldn't make me a sammitch
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    He eated all my sammiches; made me sad.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    He wouldn't eat mine ;) so I had to eat his
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    He kept thinking he was making sandwiches but he was just dreaming about them.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he was obsessed with sandwiches
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    pechepanda wrote: »
    he was obsessed with sandwiches

    she hated sammiches.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
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    That's all he ate.
  • senguehard
    senguehard Posts: 21 Member
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    He didn't like My Little Pony.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    He was totally a Brony.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he likes my little pony a little too much....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
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    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.
    Which upsets him, because he'd always fancied himself as Applejack, but actually came off as more of a Derpy Hooves, so he had to go. I was looking for more of a real wing man.


    (BTW, I have <3<3<3 for this:
    CasandraNS wrote: »
    He wouldn't eat mine ;) so I had to eat his
    ... My afternoon will be full of dreams...)
  • senguehard
    senguehard Posts: 21 Member
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    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    her hair was a better shade of purple than mine... we cant have that
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
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    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Her eyes were so deep i was scared ill drown!
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Not fair!! The pic changed when I posted!!


    Nahh...don't know if I could break up with you- you a redhead... I <3 redheads even though they kinda cray-cray. haha
  • senguehard
    senguehard Posts: 21 Member
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    vadersaysno wrote: »
    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Not fair!! The pic changed when I posted!!


    Nahh...don't know if I could break up with you- you a redhead... I <3 redheads even though they kinda cray-cray. haha

    I had to change it. Can't have people thinking I'm a Brony ;D

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