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  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
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    She was terrible at finding things
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Not fair!! The pic changed when I posted!!


    Nahh...don't know if I could break up with you- you a redhead... I <3 redheads even though they kinda cray-cray. haha

    I had to change it. Can't have people thinking I'm a Brony ;D

    yeah you're definitely not a Brony!!

    We broke up because she looked to good doing Pin-Up.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He had pin ups of other girls in our bedroom, one above our bed even.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she didnt appreciate my work.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
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    Her work was crappy
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    I suspected that she was having an affair with our dentist... "Open wide" had lost all meaning.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
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    He was always accusing me of having affairs
  • Maxximius
    Maxximius Posts: 24 Member
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    I didn't win an oscar
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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    Smoked too much pot at Burning Man.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
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    I had an affair with my dentist
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
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    Always wanted me to conform to his conservative ways
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
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    She tossed a beer to my head, I slapped her violently, she threw a chair on me, I kicked her in the ribs and then..... a fight ensued....end of relationship..
  • Maxximius
    Maxximius Posts: 24 Member
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    wow dude!
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
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    He couldn't handle my kinky side
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he didnt have a kinky side
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
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    She wanted to share my guy
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    didnt share
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
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    He kept telling me id like it if I tried it...like a fool, I believed him
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    he was a fool, and blamed me for it
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    She never liked bacon; I suspected that she was an alien.

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