We broke up because...
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She always says this after I catch her with Men!
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He wasn't exciting enough.0
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she liked the bright lights and big city. I liked country roads0
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I liked country roads till he tried to run me down0
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I didn't think his tractor was sexy.0
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She was a Farm Snob!0
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She was a society snob, and more ever embarrassed to take me along in her social gatherings0
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She wouldn't commit...said she wanted to keep her options open0
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I wasn't man enough
Am I enough now???!!!Am I?0 -
He always took the dirt road0
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Was always fishing for compliments and validation.0
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Because MK didn't mean mortal kombat0
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She was too pure sweet and clean...and i was well....the opposite
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He thought he was doogie houser0
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he wouldn't give up the bandana0
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Wasnt ready to commit and wear my hair the way she wanted0
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Wouldnt sell her Lace0
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he didn't like lace0
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He wouldnt let me eat fruit and drink whiskey in the truck on backroads0
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she stole all my jameson0
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Was only interested in her next glass of booze0
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she started going to AA0
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So did he Annas. Allnighter
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Lol she always had a "headache"0
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I was always hungover0
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He could never get past our differences.0
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she was a tease0
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Got tired of finding the neighbours wives in our closet0
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she was too jealous!0
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He was so worn out after romping with the neighbours there was nothing left in the tank for me0
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