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  • angela_eva13
    angela_eva13 Posts: 200 Member
    Is a political analyst for the Fabulous Party.
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
    Operates a rescue shelter for abandoned and abused crickets.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Can't grow a real beard! This is just a stick on. He's so upset about this that he sees a therapist twice a week to help him to deal with and accept his bald face!
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
    Would do anything for bigger boobs.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    would do anything for bigger boobs
  • angela_eva13
    angela_eva13 Posts: 200 Member
    Had a breast implant surgery.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    is 100 ft tall and rules all of the land
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Is nowhere near being as cool as I am... Temperature in rooms stays quite stable when he enters.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Thinks dog actually talk English
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ... is currently drinking wine, until she agrees with me; dogs do speak English, albeit a form closer to the ancient Proto-English, but English. Besides, when you're loaded enough to agree with that, I'm gonna look like a viable option!
  • mang9785
    mang9785 Posts: 162 Member
    Seriously, I had to track him down on here just to get back the money he owed me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He Broke both of Stan's legs and one of his arms! :open_mouth:
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    Goes square dancing every chance she gets
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    She grows "medicine" in her backyard lol
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    ... is currently drinking wine, until she agrees with me; dogs do speak English, albeit a form closer to the ancient Proto-English, but English. Besides, when you're loaded enough to agree with that, I'm gonna look like a viable option!

    Hahaha yea probably
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Shes a faker and only drinks prune juice out of wine glasses!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She invented the MFP app, and she considers us all her "children". :)
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    She can play football like David Beckham.... :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His mum and dad were both red heads
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She's in love with a stripper
  • Effumandshine
    Effumandshine Posts: 101 Member
    She hates wine
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    drinks like a fish and often gets in bar fights
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She She knows this because she's her Partner in Crime
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    was a man until 4 years ago
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    :o Hides her face because she has a Mustache :tongue:
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    Widowed 11 times :neutral:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that she murdered all of my Husbands,and I just dont know why :heartbreak:
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    She framed me for all 11 murders! Each for a paltry 10,000 life insurance policy
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's a paid Assassin (But not very good at her job)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She is 200 years old...she found the fountain of youth

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