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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Strangely, @fabian_chipper owns and operates a chippy van. Sadly, he's located in the US, so few people are familiar with his primary product. This has left our dear Mr. Chipper in a sad financial state; he's currently homeless and living in his van.
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    You got me matie!!! People doesn't appreciate some good f&cs, watching fourth over with Cook as an opener! Go Sussex!
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Is married to me
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    ShE married fabian_chipper for his chippies, and now they live in his van down by the river.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    Has just recently taken-up running, not as a form of exercise; mostly to get farther away from me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has done real time for Stalking!
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    Her lips are that red
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He bites! ;p
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He bites! ;p

    Not really a lie though, lol

  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    ljonesy311 wrote: »
    Not really a lie though, lol

    As evidenced here in his profile pic, @ljonesy311 has troubles with flaming bowel syndrome. This rather painful and otherwise unremarkable condition can cause irreversible psychological damage when passing a stool in a darkened WC. The blinding flash at the moment of ignition often leaves the afflicted with PTSD and those funny bluish eye-dots like you get when somebody takes a flash photo of you... (not to mention a roasted doughnut!)
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Is married to my ex husband
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Got me drunk on wine just so she could take advantage of me! ;)
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Got me drunk on wine just so she could take advantage of me! ;)

    Hahaha that is not a lie ;)
    She wants me just as bad
  • COLTMUSCLE97
    COLTMUSCLE97 Posts: 224 Member
    Has yellow teeth :D
  • keithw2013
    keithw2013 Posts: 77 Member
    Hey - look! It's Vanilla Ice!!

    Ice, Ice, Baby!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Those are only two pound weights! :lol:
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Sleeps with a rubber chicken every night.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Takes a bath in the sewage water
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    There is no drink in that glass she is actually filling it with spit .
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Shes wearing a leopard print bodysuit right now!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She wants to have a threesome with me and Dear Heart
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
    He deflated Tom Brady's footballs
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Found his purty hat while cleaning-up the stadium after a Darius Rucker show
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    He stole that suit from Don Johnson.
  • RichM601
    RichM601 Posts: 305 Member
    Dyes her hair red
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is a distant cousin to Wayne Newton!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    In the mid-80's instigates and played in a 3-way with Wayne Newton and Tom Jones ... Neither of the guys have been the same since, but it certainly explains @FabulousFantasticFifty 's smile. They still send her back stage passes, even though they're no longer performing...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has a lot of trouble putting his thoughts into words
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Takes notes so he can use some of Stan's words
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    is running for president with the Fabulous Party

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