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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is my workout partner
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    he never gets out of that seat in front of the computer, im not sure he has legs
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    The only music he likes is Italian opera
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Can't read or write
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    She likes lollipops! B)
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is actually morbidly obese
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Doesnt want to visit australia. .lol ;)
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    She will visit my place tomorrow
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    B_Jaxn wrote: »
    she is a shy one

    Actually i am!
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Markoss84 wrote: »
    She will visit my place tomorrow

    Maybe lol
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is thinking about becoming a man
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is spending the weekend in New Jersey
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    is pondering why CassandraNS is thinking about becoming a man.
  • baby_firefly_666
    baby_firefly_666 Posts: 192 Member
    Never wears glasses
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    baby_firefly_666 wrote: »
    Never wears glasses

    Doesn't like bats
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    wears a thong when he goes swimming
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    baby_firefly_666 wrote: »
    Never wears glasses

    is very conservative when she dresses and makes sure to cover up fully.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Weres a cute sun bonnet to church on sunday
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    Is my aunt. Miss her apple pies....
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    Killed his aunt
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    makes this face a lot, so often, that people assumed that @cer_bear was married to me; why else would she rock her bitc#-face so often?
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    Had an affair with @fabian_chipper aunt @slimgirljo15
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    That is the face she makes when she chews gum
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Sits as first-chair cowbell percussionist for the Lower-West-Side-Camden Philharmonic and Special-Needs Orchestra. he's held this chair with the LWSCPSNO for the past 13 years. Aside from his participation in the orchestra, @LiftingRiot has no known interests or activities, though it has been rumored that he once was awarded a ribbon for "participation" in a sub-county level Special Olympic egg rolling competition.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Pays someone $5 to write his posts on MFP
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Sits as first-chair cowbell percussionist for the Lower-West-Side-Camden Philharmonic and Special-Needs Orchestra. he's held this chair with the LWSCPSNO for the past 13 years. Aside from his participation in the orchestra, @LiftingRiot has no known interests or activities, though it has been rumored that he once was awarded a ribbon for "participation" in a sub-county level Special Olympic egg rolling competition.

    Probably the funniest post I've read all day (that's not a lie)


    @PewterSky is tricking all of us into thinking she's a really nice girl when in fact, she's from another planet and has 3 penises.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has a fixation on alien penises
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Next to his own severed testicle (see "the incident" further back in this thread) that he keeps in a jar of formaldehyde on his mantle, he has what he believes to be alien penises, but which are in fact, only ginseng roots.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    She has the ability to turn men to stone with a deadly stare
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    Sold his glasses to me.

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