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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    he cannot tell a lie, and leads a very lonely life because of it.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    Has a very busy life
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Actually wrote the Red Hot Chili Peppers' song "Under the Bridge"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Lives under a bridge
  • fliesdonotbelong
    fliesdonotbelong Posts: 109 Member
    Favorite pass time is doing Fitness Marshall's Anaconda dance workout.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She tans
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    she actually has breast inserts stuffed in her shirt for the pic.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Thought he was actually funny
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    she's hiding a big bald spot with receeding hairline under her hat.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Joined the "hair club for men"; that's the best they could do.

    (not like I didn't warn him)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Whenever he eats waffles, he thinks of Scooby Doo.
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
    shes only 16
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    He asked his mom if he could get online today. She let him use the dial-up connection.
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
    had no trouble finding his penis when he went to the bathroom today
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Finds his penis WAY too often :)
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    Finds his penis WAY too often :)

    we're supposed to be telling "lies"....lol
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    B_Jaxn wrote: »
    suzreen wrote: »
    Finds his penis WAY too often :)

    we're supposed to be telling "lies"....lol

    has a penis.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    is actually a secret anime nerd
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Actually has a panda suit in her closet she likes to wear for "sexy time"
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    again..... i thought these were lies.....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Has sexy time with pandas! :o
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    To honor the memory of Elvis, he has taken a vow of silence, but this doesn't apply to internet postings.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She secretly wants me
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    She's my daughter...
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    I like to call him daddy
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
    she is a shy one
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    He stole my hair... *kitten*!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    he donated the hair that wasn't stolen to a "Locks of Love" organization, only instead of making wigs for cancer patients, they make hair shirts for mourners.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is illiterate and can't string two words together ..
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Her profile was taken over by a militant tiger!

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