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  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Her lips in the pic are actually blue and gold.
  • fliesdonotbelong
    fliesdonotbelong Posts: 109 Member
    He likes to wear a thong to dance in the rain
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    She's "working her way through college" at the local bar.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Cashes his paycheck and asks for $1 bills only so that he can support @fliesdonotbelong at the local bar.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    is that creepy guy on craigslist
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Cashes his paycheck and asks for $1 bills only so that he can support @fliesdonotbelong at the local bar.

    that was pretty funny...actually made me start laughing at work. thanks for that!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    that was pretty funny...actually made me start laughing at work. thanks for that!
    that's what I'm here for ...
    MartialPanda wrote: »
    is that creepy guy on craigslist
    POF, thank you very much, I have some standards!

    @MartialPanda Her username is actually a typo of "Marital" Panda, which she had chosen as a pseudonym for her sex-surrogacy service that has not been as successful as she'd hoped. Interesting though, there are a lot of openings in the field...

  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is MartialPanda's biggest supporters
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    was confused when coming up with her screen name as to whether the sky was pewter or if it was real silver.
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
    He's a Koa Warrior!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    loves to eat fried cow tongue
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    eats out of local restaurants garbage
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    He secretly dresses up in a costume at night with a bow and arrow and tells people they have failed this city.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His Gram is a famous porn star from the 50s
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
    attends swingers's clubs weekly
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    B_Jaxn wrote: »
    attends swingers's clubs weekly

    recognizes her from the swingers clubs
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He is lost in the picture and he thought he was taking his last picture.....ever
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He bangs the darned cowbell even when he sleepwalks!
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He bangs the darned cowbell even when he sleepwalks!

    Believes is reincarnations!
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    edited May 2015
    He is celebate
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She hates when People celebrate being celibate!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    is a professional Kazoo player
  • aPiratesLife31
    aPiratesLife31 Posts: 1,119 Member
    Thinks his dog can find that Georgia Gold in the river
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Hahahah tru
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He knows this because he already found it and took it all! Stingy!!! :open_mouth:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    Employs @B_Jaxn to clean-up after her week-long "Adventures with Partners" events. Often, the cleaning will necessitate full replacement of the flooring as well as a significant amount of wall replacements due, in part, to the various appliances that her guests will spontaneously attach to the walls.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    edited May 2015
    @FabulousFantasticFifty is crossing the continent to come see me.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Hand-painted the road sign you see in the pic.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    takes 200 selfies a day
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    goes through vader's pics every day.

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