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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lives on coke and cheese burgers and hasn't worked out ever
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    Actually not a lie lol
    Loves my long blonde hair
  • Robb_Lloyd
    Robb_Lloyd Posts: 47 Member
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    Plans to swim in the Amazon in a wedding dress.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    He won't go chasing waterfalls. He prefers to stick to the rivers and the lakes that he's used to.
  • Robb_Lloyd
    Robb_Lloyd Posts: 47 Member
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    He won't go chasing waterfalls. He prefers to stick to the rivers and the lakes that he's used to.

    Gotta love the TLC reference!

    as for the lie

    She loves cheeseburgers and fried foods.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Dresses in drag to do the weekly shopping
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
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    Still sleeps with a stuffed dinosaur
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    Her profile pic is actually her friend.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lives on water and toothpicks
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    They used to call her Mosquito Bites in School! :tongue:
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    Her lips in the pic are actually blue and gold.
  • fliesdonotbelong
    fliesdonotbelong Posts: 109 Member
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    He likes to wear a thong to dance in the rain
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    She's "working her way through college" at the local bar.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Cashes his paycheck and asks for $1 bills only so that he can support @fliesdonotbelong at the local bar.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
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    is that creepy guy on craigslist
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    Cashes his paycheck and asks for $1 bills only so that he can support @fliesdonotbelong at the local bar.

    that was pretty funny...actually made me start laughing at work. thanks for that!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    vadersaysno wrote: »
    that was pretty funny...actually made me start laughing at work. thanks for that!
    that's what I'm here for ...
    MartialPanda wrote: »
    is that creepy guy on craigslist
    POF, thank you very much, I have some standards!

    @MartialPanda Her username is actually a typo of "Marital" Panda, which she had chosen as a pseudonym for her sex-surrogacy service that has not been as successful as she'd hoped. Interesting though, there are a lot of openings in the field...

  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Is MartialPanda's biggest supporters
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    was confused when coming up with her screen name as to whether the sky was pewter or if it was real silver.
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
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    He's a Koa Warrior!

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