We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Spoke to her plants with more affection than she would speak to me0
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Had no affection left0
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Had crotch crickets0
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she caught his crotch crickets0
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He was far to the left and I was to the right! Simple conversation would end up in Violence!!!0
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She argued about everything ...0
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She didnt understand why I got so turned on by arguing!
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No you didn't! she wouldn't argue!
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Too big ...i walked funny after a night of passion
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She didnt have a filter and embarrassed me at church! 0 -
Told me hilarious jokes at inappropriate times and caused lots of public embarrassment for me0
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Nope we are not breaking up...your a hottie and all mine
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I went to bed and she found a better Hottie! Night Loves! 0
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Night hun 0
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she still loved her ex0
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Didnt understand i could love more than one...0
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I found out I was her "side guy"0
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Was too clingy ...0
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she came home with hickies0
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I was too short and grew tried of wearing heels around him all the time.0
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She always had to look the taller one... Sheesh, what's the fun in that? I couldn't even smooch her0
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Went out dfor a night on the town and he never came back0
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Her nocturnal activities got out of control0
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She was never around0
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I was out working day and night but she thought i was out tomcatting0
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I found out she was a "working girl"
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Yeah working hard to support his bludging @$$0
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LOL She cut my allowance0
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Wasn't worth more than 2 bucks0
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she complained about everything0
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