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no_pink_skirts wrote: »

Is only 2" 8" tall

Used to date me before the "incident" happened

He isn't as flat as a pancake...he's lying!

News reports that she recently dislocated her shoulder crowd surfing. Actually, the injury likely occurred from her original dive off of the bassist's stack; amateur videos indicate that her right shoulder contacted the primary lighting structure roughly midway into her one-and-a-half full-open crowd dive.

Flippin' epic.

Is in a punk music cover band

Was at that lake to hunt ducks for dinner

Chases cars; eats em, whenever she catches one.

she was born a man!

She has a persnickety French Bulldog by the name of Murgatroyd. They have high tea together every day while they discuss current events, and then wine and cheese by the fireside in the evening.

plays flamingo croquet on the weekends

he told me he was going fishing and ran off with the maid!!

Is my husband

He hates the taste of Beer

Was Dorothy in.the Wizard of Oz in.elementary school