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We broke up because...
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always wanted to be boob slapped in the face0
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She liked to have sex with puppets0
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wasn't feeling the muppet role playing0
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Want me to role play with her and handed me an Elmo costume?!?0
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didn't wanna play Tickle Me Elmo0
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Always trying to up one me on the red hair!0
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I love tickle me elmo!0
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tickled her elmo too much0
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Her heart belonged to a high talker!0
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she was always high as a kite0
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Wanted to fly her kite so much left no time for lovin'0
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Told me to go fly a kite!0
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He thought he was Benjamin Franklin
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She thought I wasn't Benjamin Franklin0
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Wanted me to electrocute her kite0
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She was always so Shocking! I couldn't take her anywhere!0
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kept staring off when I talked. I guess I should be more interesting though ;(0
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He wasn't very interesting
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She called me a big Bore! But I'm pretty sure I misheard and it was even worse!
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She misheard everything I said0
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I wasnt in to squirters0
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My boobs are smaller0
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but there firm ^-^0
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Are yours 0
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No I have them ol orangutang titties0
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caught him winking at other ladies.0
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Didn't like me winking at people0
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She decided she wanted elves not me0
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