We broke up because...
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abbylisious wrote: »I found him very robotic
She was too hot to handle...and the beeping sounds during orgasms drove me nuts...she thought she was funny.0 -
He always spoke in first person. Called himself Vader all day everyday0
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He kept calling me Luke and telling me he was my father0
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abbylisious wrote: »He kept calling me Luke and telling me he was my father
Didn't like my Darth Vader sexy time outfit!0 -
She kept a blowup doll under the bed. Used it as a warm up. that mad me insecure0
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Hated my quirks0
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She behaved oddly around huge balls... Sometimes this was quite inappropriate and occasionally offensive.0
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beach balls were not my thing0
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She kept on hogging the camera0
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He only wanted to display photos of himself in our home!0
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She had better legs than me
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I was so jealous of her beautiful hair0
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Never showered
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Insisted i shower...thought she liked my crusty bits ..
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wouldnt let me shower with her0
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Always used up all the hot water
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She took the last of the coffee creamer.0
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i preferred cappachino0
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I hated her cappuccino0
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She was too picky about cappuccino0
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Always brought me cappuccino when I told him I liked Chai!0
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Its was always chai this ...chai that ...boring 0
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I asked her to take me for Chai Tea and she took me to Tai Chi!0
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She won't stop licking0
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she didnt lick clean !!0
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My tongue was sore from all the licking he wanted0
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she aint stay in a position i wanted !!0
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I hated my job and he wanted me to keep it because it paid well. I guess he thought I was his Sugar Momma!
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