We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she wanted a sugar daddy so I dropped her off at the candy store0
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He'd always abandon me in town and I'd have to walk 32 miles home0
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Was addicted to all sugary things0
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Was never Sweet to me!0
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formed an intervention for my addiction0
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She yelled obscenities during church0
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She was addicted to me and got an intervention! Gurrrr!
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i wasn't ready to be commited to anyone0
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She was committed to the State Hospital0
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she committed me just to flirt with the doctor0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was committed to the State Hospital
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She wanted me to convert to the cult of the fab! I didn't!0 -
Didn't realize the Fab Club is the poppin' place to be!0
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she wanted me to dye MY hair red0
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Dyed his hair purple! PURPLE0
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he had a thing against Gingers!0
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He didn't have hair to dye and wouldn't wear a purple wig!0
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She never smiled no matter what I did.0
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She thought Dutch ovens were hilarious!0
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LOL (literally!)
The suffocation in the Dutch oven was too unbearable, especially after a ham and cheese sandwich.0 -
her so called dutch oven looked a little too much like a witch's brew0
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he called me a Witch0
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caught her riding a broom0
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That wasnt a broom!
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he stuck pins in a voodoo doll of me and incapacitated me.0
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he Dad cast a spell to make me impotent0
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I tried to cure him of his impotence, but he got frustrated.0
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He was of no use to me!
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her play toy looked like a broom. I couldn't compete0
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She would behave like a blowup doll all the time! 0
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