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  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    BrendanDunn wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    wasn't ready for me to keep him warm in different places

    She does dream about me in her bra and panties

    wtf?! lmao

    always wants me to go commando

    Gets me free ballin everyday
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    wanted to give it away freely to everyone else
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Pretty much anything, everything he does, he consults the magic eight ball first. It has served him well so far, so why change now?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is a mean terrible person!
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    She's in love with me
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    she has a dagger hidden in her bustier
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    That no's lie!
  • Mech9
    Mech9 Posts: 252 Member
    Routinely replaces other people's food in the fridge at work with almost-the-same-but-not-quite items just to mess with 'em. I saw her laughing so hard when she replaced Jan's vanilla pudding with butterscotch that she peed her pants. tsk.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She takes people's lunches from the fridge and work, and leaves the empty container and a $1, like she was the tooth fairy.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Mech9 wrote: »
    Routinely replaces other people's food in the fridge at work with almost-the-same-but-not-quite items just to mess with 'em. I saw her laughing so hard when she replaced Jan's vanilla pudding with butterscotch that she peed her pants. tsk.

    Don't tell on me! Geez!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    suzreen wrote: »
    She takes people's lunches from the fridge and work, and leaves the empty container and a $1, like she was the tooth fairy.

    Still believes in the tooth fairy, went and got dentures to buy a new car.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    thought my teeth were Chiclet gum and would try to take them off
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Sings loudly, joyfully, and totally out of tune at church each week. If anyone turns around to look, she flashes them that fabulous smile and keeps on singing.
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Wants a threesome with me and ind1983
  • BethClicks
    BethClicks Posts: 61 Member
    Once shot a guy in Reno, just to watch him die. (Also stole his antique Twinkie collection and fenced them on the black market for a small fortune in shiny rocks... but mostly just to watch him die.)
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    She ate a guinea pig
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    BrendanDunn wrote: »
    Wants a threesome with me and ind1983
    :p
    jinkeys26 wrote: »
    Once shot a guy in Reno, just to watch him die. (Also stole his antique Twinkie collection and fenced them on the black market for a small fortune in shiny rocks... but mostly just to watch him die.)

    dresses up as the daredevil in Marvel Comics
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Thinks she is batman!
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    BrendanDunn wrote: »
    Wants a threesome with me and ind1983
    :p
    jinkeys26 wrote: »
    Once shot a guy in Reno, just to watch him die. (Also stole his antique Twinkie collection and fenced them on the black market for a small fortune in shiny rocks... but mostly just to watch him die.)

    dresses up as the daredevil in Marvel Comics

    She wants to sit on my face and read a book to me
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    half truth - only lies here! :o

    thought MFP forums would be boring
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She can read peoples thoughts.
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    half truth - only lies here! :o

    thought MFP forums would be boring

    Not when im here
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Has selective visibility. Only sees ind1983!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Has selective visibility. Only sees ind1983!
    lmao
    she's a late night comedian with killer jokes
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Tis not a lie, get to know me better!

    Is my number one fan and has seen all of my comedy shows!
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Tis not a lie, get to know me better!

    Is my number one fan and has seen all of my comedy shows!

    Has only 4 front teeth and no legs
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Tis not a lie, get to know me better!

    Is my number one fan and has seen all of my comedy shows!
    nice!

    BrendanDunn wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Tis not a lie, get to know me better!

    Is my number one fan and has seen all of my comedy shows!

    Has only 4 front teeth and no legs

    after sex says, "And that's how it's 'Dunn'!"
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Tis not a lie, get to know me better!

    Is my number one fan and has seen all of my comedy shows!
    nice!

    BrendanDunn wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Tis not a lie, get to know me better!

    Is my number one fan and has seen all of my comedy shows!

    Has only 4 front teeth and no legs

    after sex says, "And that's how it's 'Dunn'!"

    Omg i have said tht hahahahahaa not ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Has "that's how it's dunn" tattooed on her butt! She was drunk!
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Has "that's how it's dunn" tattooed on her butt! She was drunk!

    She wasnt drunk an you have a hairy crotch ;)

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