We broke up because...
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he was always talking to some other Guy0
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She wouldn't let me touch her intimately...0
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I wanted more intimate touching...he had me on a quota0
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She'd never been with a screamer. I like to make a little noise0
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Every time we were having Sexy time the neighbors would call the cops thinking someone was getting murdered!
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The neighbors were right... She would poke her heels into my chest when she orgasmed0
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm so Tired Drunk, right now!
He died!0 -
She believed in a poke for a poke...
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He was pokey0
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She wouldn't keep 2 feet on the ground0
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I always had to tilt my head to look at his face.....0
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He didn't like me0
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She wanted everyone in the world to worship her! 0
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She didn't worship me
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She was slimmer than me
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Always made everything a competition.0
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She wanted superman not superwoman
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I got bored0
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She was hard to please!0
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her hair would clog the bathroom drain and she expected me to unclog it0
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He thought I should clean.0
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I couldn't skate...0
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Her stare gave me a purple haze!0
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I wanted more than a pair of lips0
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she found pink lipstick on my collar. She always wore red0
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He used my lipstick 0
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she didn't approve of my cross dressing0
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He broke all my heels0
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Her feet were too small and I couldn't fit into her shoes0
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