We broke up because...
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He had horrible taste in food0
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She wanted to talk about my taste, have you tried a lemonshake??
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Because we accidentally put on each other's glasses and said "woah!"0
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The look of horror when he put the right glasses on0
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I accidentally broke his glasses0
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She wouldn't let me wear heels to bed.
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Her stilettos broke the water bed0
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She wouldn't let me do CPR on her in the water bed!0
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Because she kept practicing CPR on me on the water bed! She knows I get seasick!0
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He broke our waterbed...riding the waves with another girl
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But baby, see what had happened was……. ;-)0
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Spun one too many stories.0
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She didn't like story time.0
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Those stories put me to sleep0
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I found the neighbours wife hiding in our closet0
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She found the skeleton in my closet0
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I thought that was the purpose? Oh, you wanted the other kind of stories.
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I asked for hot stories...he told me about a house fire....not what i wanted
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She didn't like my fiery stories.
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All story no action ... 0
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She was too hard on me. 0
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She was into too many "hard things", besides me0
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I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to all of our contacts, and spent our life savings on the stamps.
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My mom was on his contact list, now they are dating!0
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She wanted to have a 3some with her mom0
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He lied alot, made crazy accusations.0
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she was too pretty for me
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Caught him in bed with @Spnneil06 and her mom0
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He had bizarre fantasies about me and my mom.0
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She was literally to hot to handle!!!0
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