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We broke up because...
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she caught cooties from Spnn!0
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She let our relationship go to the dogs....0
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Still believes in the Easter Bunny, Santa, Tooth Fairy. Got tired of wasting my money and sneaking around to impress her.0
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She lives in a fantasy world0
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His fantasies were so boring...0
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All of his fantasies featured Sesame Street characters. Couldn't get in to it.0
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So I like big bird...0
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He refused to let me play with his big bird.0
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caught her playing with a big bird0
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Her ex totally ruined my bird outfit0
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Wouldn't let me design a new bird outfit for her!0
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She wouldn't let the darn bird outfit go, claimed it was priceless to her.0
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She gave me a roofie and I woke up half way across the world, naked and alone.0
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She was a wanted woman in three states...0
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She was on the run0
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She couldn't keep up0
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She hired someone with a baton to make sure I couldnt keep up!
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She freaked out when ever I talked about becoming a baton twirler0
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All she talked about was playing with batons0
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JustAnotherCanadianGuy wrote: »All she talked about was playing with batons
He was insatiable. A girl's gotta' get her beauty sleep. But the batons... I may take him back.
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She was always talking in her sleep about how she loved just another's baton! I think she was dreaming of high school when she was on the twirling squad and another girls baton hit her in the head and knocked her out! Weird I thought she'd never handle a baton again in her life!0
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Talk a lot. ^^^too long to read. Hahha0
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wow he was soooo impatient0
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I came home to this one night!
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she never fed the dogs.....0
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She expected me to feed the whole neighborhood but we were broke, so I made meatloaf out of Alpo and she found out
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she is a sex freak0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She expected me to feed the whole neighborhood but we were broke, so I made meatloaf out of Alpo and she found out
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she was sneakier!0
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her soup? LOL... She would force me to eat her... soup!0
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