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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Wouldn't let me design a new bird outfit for her!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She wouldn't let the darn bird outfit go, claimed it was priceless to her.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She gave me a roofie and I woke up half way across the world, naked and alone.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    She was a wanted woman in three states...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She was on the run
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    She couldn't keep up
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She hired someone with a baton to make sure I couldnt keep up! :open_mouth:
  • Lemonshake
    Lemonshake Posts: 223 Member
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    She freaked out when ever I talked about becoming a baton twirler
  • JustAnotherCanadianGuy
    JustAnotherCanadianGuy Posts: 111 Member
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    All she talked about was playing with batons
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    JustAnotherCanadianGuy wrote: »
    All she talked about was playing with batons

    He was insatiable. A girl's gotta' get her beauty sleep. But the batons... I may take him back. >:)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She was always talking in her sleep about how she loved just another's baton! I think she was dreaming of high school when she was on the twirling squad and another girls baton hit her in the head and knocked her out! Weird I thought she'd never handle a baton again in her life!
  • Imback257
    Imback257 Posts: 544 Member
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    Talk a lot. ^^^too long to read. Hahha
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    wow he was soooo impatient
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    I came home to this one night!
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  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    she never fed the dogs.....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She expected me to feed the whole neighborhood but we were broke, so I made meatloaf out of Alpo and she found out :confused:
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    she is a sex freak
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She expected me to feed the whole neighborhood but we were broke, so I made meatloaf out of Alpo and she found out :confused:

    She was sneaky
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    she was sneakier!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    her soup? LOL... She would force me to eat her... soup!

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