We broke up because...
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She thought that me calling her babyCakes was being verbally abusive!0
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I thought she used real babies in her cakes, I was horrified.0
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She thought I was a horrible cook!0
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She didn't know to skin the rabbit, and it was like a fur soup0
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she made fun of all my cooking0
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he burnt toast0
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She shoulda hired a cook!0
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She wanted to hire all the help and sit on the couch eating bon-bons all day long0
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Wouldn't treat me like the queen I am!
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She didn't remember that I was the King and should be treated appropriately.0
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She didn't appreciate the plush matching leather collar and cuffs!0
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His leather collar and cuffs were made from human skin!
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Didn't like the bites and scratches...thought i was too rough0
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She thought I was s stalker because we always ended up on the same friend lists.0
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She was as stalker, caught her peeping in my window!0
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She had a Stalker who was threatening me!
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She didn't like the way massaged0
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wanted to massage me by walking over with heels0
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He was the only man in history that didnt want a woman in the boudoir with her heels!0
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she didn't like me keeping my socks on0
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He didn't like me keeping big my thigh highs on0
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Her thigh highs were made of wool and too itchy! 0
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didn't like my wooly underwear0
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I felt like I was sleeping with a Wooly Mammoth0
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She never closed the milk0
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Would close the milk so tightly I had to cut the lids off0
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My milkshake didn't bring him to the yard
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Her milkshake was earwax flavor0
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He was so particular!0
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She was apathetic0
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