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  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
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    He's real abusive to his women.
  • rosnigetsfit
    rosnigetsfit Posts: 569 Member
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    He eats eggs only.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Never eats eggs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Has a harem of mfp women at his beck and call :p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Is part of my harem
  • rosnigetsfit
    rosnigetsfit Posts: 569 Member
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    never smiles
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Tickles me til I smile
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Pees when he get's tickled, so it makes him smile.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Pees from her finger
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Drives around in his pink Prius throwing skittles yelling taste the rainbow!
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
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    I seen him push and old person out of the way at the grocery store. I've got to say that was kind of mean.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She is planning to appear on the show 'The bachelorette' next season
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Walked into a restaurant that said "Free WIFI" on the window and tried to order some to go.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    This guy doesn't have a single funny bone in his body.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She towels off before she bathes, not after.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Washes his hair annually, on his birthday.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Is taking me out to dinner after work today
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Is waiting on me and Pewtersky at dinner. Glad she's bringing our waiter.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
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    has a secret obsession with taylor swift.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    Is currently researching on The blue brain project

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