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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has an obsession wit Twizzlers! Buy them by the truck load!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Never minded my "special use" for Twizzlers when we were intimates... I think that she's become jealous of late, and misses that special treatment that only a properly handled Twizzler can provide.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Is the only person to ever perform a dectuple twizzle and promptly named it The Stan.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Casts evil spells on all of her love interests.
  • baby_firefly_666
    baby_firefly_666 Posts: 192 Member
    Makes flower crowns, puts them on his head and dances around the street
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    Has been known to put first dates in a sleeper hold because she can.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried but refuses to tell.
  • baby_firefly_666
    baby_firefly_666 Posts: 192 Member
    Loves ballet
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    Has been known to put first dates in a sleeper hold because she can.

    Lol what does that mean? I'm british so may not know this saying...or I'm dumb haha
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    @baby_firefly_666 Just a joke. A sleeper hold is wrestling move that can put your opponent to sleep. Google it and you will see what it looks like. Basically wrapping your arms around someones head till they pass out. lol
  • baby_firefly_666
    baby_firefly_666 Posts: 192 Member
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    @baby_firefly_666 Just a joke. A sleeper hold is wrestling move that can put your opponent to sleep. Google it and you will see what it looks like. Basically wrapping your arms around someones head till they pass out. lol

    I just googled it haha sorry I was having a dopey moment :lol:
  • Rax1974
    Rax1974 Posts: 408 Member
    She digs me
  • tdotbribri
    tdotbribri Posts: 55 Member
    Hates tattoos
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    World record holder for fastest mile skipped.
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
    Actually skipped it and went to mcdonalds instead
  • baby_firefly_666
    baby_firefly_666 Posts: 192 Member
    Can't grow facial hair
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    Favorite exercise is prancing.
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
    Can't get rid of her facial hair
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Has an obsession with facial hair
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Always chooses "ROCK" when playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock'
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He thinks he's beating the odds
  • RHachicho
    RHachicho Posts: 1,115 Member
    His ears are actually antennas ZOMG IT'S A ROBITTT!!!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He doesn't have ears...he hears through his nose
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her profile picture isn't of her, it's of her butt double that she hires to try on all her clothes for her so that she doesn't have to go through the chore of changing.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    only nerds wear glasses
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
    never smiles
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Refuses to show her face
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Is really Johnny Depp but goes under cover as kjm
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Only has half a body, that profile picture shows it all
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Stole my torso. Give it back please
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