We broke up because...

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  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,732 Member
    Only wanted to watch bedroom sports
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She only wanted to watch, I wanted to participate
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Let some girl watch us in the bedroom, and I didn't even get a cut of the $20.00 he charged her.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She charged be $50 for a video of it -- Damn (I'll bet she didn't share the $50 with @kjm3579 )
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    She drove me to the store to get her drinks

    She never did anything for herself.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was helping impregnate other girls!!!
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,732 Member
    Her imagination proved too much!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Had to much imagination, pretended he had invisible friends. In hind sight it might have been a mental disorder! *Shrugs*
  • ACyclingAdmin
    ACyclingAdmin Posts: 444 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He was helping impregnate other girls!!!

    Helping might not be the word for it. haha.

    ****
    Her mental disorder that involved eating massive amount so of toilet paper started to become part of the budget.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Made it his personal goal to have 100 children by different women.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    routinely froze her eggs in her effort to help gay/lesbian couples procreate - a noble effort, but odd when she didn't want to get pregnant herself.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wanted to buy my eggs from me so she could sell them on ebay!! She didn't think I would be a fit mother.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    i didn't understand what being a mom had anything to do with why she wanted to charge me for her Eggs Benedict recipe when I wanted to sell it for BOTH our profits...
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    She was a Clevand Cavaliers fan (Go Warriors)
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I'm from Sacramento....it would never work!
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    You snore soooo loud
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    spoke in her sleep
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  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    fight over kilt
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  • LegendaryOrange
    LegendaryOrange Posts: 2,864 Member
    She was too young for me.
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    her frocks didnae fit
  • CharlieMurtagh
    CharlieMurtagh Posts: 1,742 Member
    he stole my skittles
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She insisted that I was the best and most compassionate lover that she'd ever had...

    ... clearly she was lying to me; just had to let her go for someone more honest.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He was insecure
  • LegendaryOrange
    LegendaryOrange Posts: 2,864 Member
    She wouldn't convert to a Sabres fan.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He wouldn't convert to a sens fan
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Everything was about Sports in our life! I wanted the Ballet & Opera!
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    She tried to make me do ballet with her - I just wanted to lift. *sigh*
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    i never could lift her spirits high enough

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