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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He freaked when he saw that I had my legs exposed on my profile!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    she was exposure queen! LMAO
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    He had to go... His selfies looked too professional, and he wouldn't teach me how to take decent selfies... A brief investigation revealed that he actually looked that way all the time; like a pose-able action figure fresh from the store packaging. I just couldn't keep up with that.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was all about the looks. Said I didn't compare to his model like ex!
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
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    Just wasn't arm candy
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    His idea of arm candy was licking my arms.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Her arms were Peppermint flavored and had red and white stripes! I couldn't keep her ex from sneaking up and licking her all of the time!
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    Never wanted to try a threesome...
  • JustJewels18
    JustJewels18 Posts: 335 Member
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    he has bad taste in sports teams
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Was into all types of sports, but not the bedroom sports
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    Only wanted to watch bedroom sports
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She only wanted to watch, I wanted to participate
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Let some girl watch us in the bedroom, and I didn't even get a cut of the $20.00 he charged her.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    She charged be $50 for a video of it -- Damn (I'll bet she didn't share the $50 with @kjm3579 )
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Alisontheice wrote: »
    She drove me to the store to get her drinks

    She never did anything for herself.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was helping impregnate other girls!!!
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    Her imagination proved too much!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Had to much imagination, pretended he had invisible friends. In hind sight it might have been a mental disorder! *Shrugs*
  • ACyclingAdmin
    ACyclingAdmin Posts: 444 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He was helping impregnate other girls!!!

    Helping might not be the word for it. haha.

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    Her mental disorder that involved eating massive amount so of toilet paper started to become part of the budget.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Made it his personal goal to have 100 children by different women.

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