We broke up because...
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She lies because we wear completely different make up!
She lied about me lieing about us wearing different makeup!
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She was a pathological liar0
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She always acted smarter by using big words!!!0
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Was threatened by how smart i am.0
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He would leave to his beach house on the weekends and I was never invited over0
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Didn't realize I only have a beach house.0
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Sold me stories of multiple houses, cars, and exotic vacations...he didn't realize character is what mattered to me, not materials0
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She was using me for my private Airplane!0
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Spent too much time jet setting and wasn't impressed by my gold ferrari0
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was more in love with his gold Ferrari than he was with me0
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She had forgotten that Anthony Hopkins said "Everything in the world was attracted to Gold" and I believe what ever Anthony Hopkins has to say!0
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Was spending to much time stalking Anthony Hopkins.0
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He thought stalking was silly0
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She had too many Orders of Protection against her!0
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She kept "forgetting" the safety word0
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He fell in love with a stripper0
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He was always "hanging" in the wrong environments!
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For the millionth time the safety word is cinnamon! Which coincidentally was the name of the stripper I fell in love with.
"Enabled" my "overuse" of "quotation marks"0 -
He has a Stripper that he Loves who I new nothing about!
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Her stage name was Cinnamon and didn't know how much I loved her even though I draw little hearts on all those dollars.0
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He had a thing for Cinnamon he said so I bought Buns and Red Hots but all he did was sit there and draw on $1 all day.....0
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he was clueless0
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She wore makeup even when we played tennis.0
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She was all hung up on her last cheating Lover!0
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She slept with my ex.0
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He never took off his sunglasses0
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He didnt understand the concept of a "Sleepover" where we actually sleep!0
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she wouldn't stay on her side of the bed. she was always sleeping over me.0
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