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We broke up because...

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  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    got drunk and tried to motorboat my mother
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He called me a psycho because I showed up at his work for lunch as a surprise!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Showed up at my work as a surprise for lunch but she brought 2 other dudes with her, she thought I would enjoy watching.......
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    The other two dudes were his friends, thought he told me he wanted me to become close with them, guess I misinterpreted that!
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    She called me 'thin' and 'little'. wasn't sure what she was referring to, so I was self-conscious
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    He had secret lovers under his bed! Wtf!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    His last bf cheated on him so much, he became paranoid and threw out our bed. We had to sleep in sleeping bags on the floor. He STILL checked under the sleeping bags to make sure nobody was hiding.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Found him under my bed, I knew @Spnneil06 was cheating on me
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    He was cheating on Spnne while she was chating on him.....and he knew that! shameless!
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    We really were not dating, and when I wouldnt go to first base he got angry.
  • JasonH_DFW
    JasonH_DFW Posts: 63 Member
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    She was an mossad agent
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was one of those paranoid Conspiracy Theorists!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She had theories about everything -- we couldn't even fool around without discussing it for hours
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He didnt like foreplay or Pillow talk! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    she didnt like me pushing her face into the pillow
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was convicted for Attempted Murder!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He would come home and I would ask him where he had been, he would say "just discussing things with fab" but then I saw lipstick on his collar!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    She kept wanting us to go on MFP and post love notes to each other in the CCFG forum.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    I wasn't cool enough for him.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    She had an odd affinity for post it notes

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