We broke up because...

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Was asleep far too often, so left

thewritingviolinst1

He left and didn't even come back with applesauce.

Terrybig40

He was a tv remote hog

SuzyQAzureblue

she had strange cravings in the middle of the night

thewritingviolinst1

Didn't appreciate my applesauce appreciation.

Alisontheice

I didn't like apples.

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kept hiding the cucumbers, I have no reason why

Terrybig40

There's only so many people you can hit for starring at your hottie girlfriend,

thewritingviolinst1

Hit me for looking at myself in the mirror. Hahaa! Kidding, kidding

SuzyQAzureblue

He was so hardcore! I liked it but then it got to be too much

Alisontheice

I was so soft and innocent

thewritingviolinst1

She started a biker gang in an attempt to be rebellious.

SuzyQAzureblue

The chaps just wasnt the look I was going for.... So I had to go

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She ran off with a biker gang

Terrybig40

She was on the run and I was just a stooge in her cunning plan ,a spook in the wheel a monkey in the ahh you get the point.

SuzyQAzureblue

I wanted to role play cops and robbers and he wasnt into my games

bubaluboo

Things just didn't add up

mjgrin

He didn't have handcuffs. haha.

thewritingviolinst1

Ran off with my brother. xD

Alisontheice

Kleptomaniac.....I ended up with nothing

SuzyQAzureblue

I kept the key to the handcuffs

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still handcuffed to the bed, HELP !!!!

thewritingviolinst1

Spent all his time in bed

Alisontheice

He wasn't resourcful enough to get himself free

Terrybig40

I found him hand cuffed to the bed dressed like sponge bob square pants

Alisontheice

He had a sponge Bob fetish...so weird

SuzyQAzureblue

He didnt appreciate my sense of humor

for_ever_young66

She wanted a younger man

Ria_StayingFit

He was too young for me.

thewritingviolinst1

My swimsuit wasn't as cute as hers