We broke up because...

Spnneil06

She was always lying!! Talking herself out of her sexcapades.

Alisontheice

She was scarred….

Spnneil06

My booty wasn't perfect enough for her

Alisontheice

But those coddled girls...they were too perfect...I couldn't take it

SuzyQAzureblue

We just couldnt meet in the middle. It was too complicated

ZeeShay

Made everything too complicated.

SuperSnoopy

because she likes the simple life

Spnneil06

He calls me simple! I know he means stupid!

SuperSnoopy

Cus I'm misunderstood

nomad5326

Keeps taking my MFP pics and posting as his own!

SuperSnoopy

Cus he a joker

SuzyQAzureblue

I love to laugh but he was never serious! Didnt know when to stop

Alisontheice

He only ate hot dogs

nomad5326

She made me wear a tutu when we skate and took lead

SuzyQAzureblue

He wasnt flexible to new things

nomad5326

It wasn't that I wasn't flexible....I was scared! ;-)

Alisontheice

She stole the tutu and my partner

SuzyQAzureblue

I wanted to share but she thought i was stealing

buffer221

she wanted to share, but only herself

Ria_StayingFit

He wouldn't accept my new profession as a stripper.

Terrybig40

I couldn't accept her new position as a stripper ,I was a fool

thewritingviolinst1

Told me my Hogwarts letter would never come.

Alisontheice

She Lived in a fantasy world

thewritingviolinst1

She told me I lived in a fantasy world
Haha

SuzyQAzureblue

She couldnt get into the fantasies I enjoyed

thewritingviolinst1

She didn't like my cats.

buffer221

Damn this fantasies just went too far

SuzyQAzureblue

He wouldnt lie still while i worked lol

thewritingviolinst1

He didn't like my excessive napping. xD

mjgrin

I don't feel she napped enough.