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We broke up because...
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Laughed at my monkey costume0
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His hairy monkey costume chafed my skin because he insisted on wearing it during sexy time0
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She has very delicate skin I was too rough0
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She just never really got into the whole roll play thing...complained about chaffing...you should have heard her *kitten* about bites and scratches0
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She was a female Hannibal Lecter and found pleasure in eating chunks of my skin0
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Was in denial about her super kinky wild side...0
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She was right - my downplaying "Lady in the Streets, Freak in the Sheets" didn't work with her0
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...what can I say...when she unleashed the freaky...it scared me
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She kept me tied up longer than we agreed upon0
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hahahaha! I promised her I would be gentle...but a little rough play never hurt anyone0
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Kept forgetting the safe word0
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TrailBlazinMN wrote: »blurodriguez7 wrote: »Kept forgetting the safe word
What's a safe word?
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Always changed the safe word on me and I was never safe0
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Told me my safe word was "harder"0
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misconstrued the words I said during sexy time to be safe words0
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He was always so jumpy around me0
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She didn't like jumping or hopping or leaving the ground in general0
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Jumping out of planes was not my idea of fun in the sun0
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Not a risk taker0
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Took too many risks....the risky behaviour was ...SHOCKING0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Took too many risks....the risky behaviour was ...SHOCKING
Wanted to settle down0 -
...thats a dirty lie
...kept mentioning *marriage*...
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
...thats a dirty lie
...kept mentioning *marriage*...
Ok so I wanted to settle down is that so wrong?!0 -
She wanted to settle down and have babies...I tried to explain...I couldn't make her pregnant0
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always had to be right.........0
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But I always am right...I don't see the problem
Thought there was problems where non existed...0
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