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We broke up because...

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  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
    edited March 2015
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    :( She was a bacon hound!
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    She was always pointing at something.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I was trying to point out hazards, she was oblivious and always in the hospital. The last time she got hit by a bus! I couldn't do it anymore.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    She drove the bus that ran me over
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    She had severe OCD. Never wanted to leave the house because she was too afraid of danger.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    She was all rapped up in some web site - mfp - she paid more attention to it than to me.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    She didnt understand MFP WAS LIFE
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I caught her cheating on my with 10 people from MFP, and they weren't the same ones I was cheating on her with...oh whoops!
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    she got upset when i made her waffles and bacon, she said i was a feeder
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    He didnt understand GYM WAS LIFE and made me waffles
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She didn't like my waffles apparently. Her loss. It's all about thesyrup
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    He had cranberry syrup
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She didn't want to get creative with the syrup. Magoo
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    He wanted to put syrup on me while having sex
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
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    she liked to wax by using melted crayons and duct tape..so weird!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    He knew all the waxing techniques. Weird fetishes
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    He heated up a pen and wanted to tattoo me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She hated my Tattoos and tried to erase them when I was sleeping!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She had tattoo's of her former lovers, covered her body!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Prude

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