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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She stabbed her ex and I found out. Was worried for me life.
  • deltoro23
    deltoro23 Posts: 191 Member
    She realized she was too hot for me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He didnt realize how good looking he really was! ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    The first time she saw me neiked she remembered how hot her ex was. Didn't even say goodbye, just left!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always "Neiked" and kept getting arrested!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she kept calling the cops because I was neiked
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He thought that it was me but it was really the neighbors!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I'm not allowed to date defendants.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was on parole!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I had the wrong plumbing
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He couldn't fix our linky faucet I need a manly man
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I was better at snaking pipes than leaky faucets
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was intimidated that I knew about more plumbing than he did! ;p
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She was always plugging up the sink so she could show of her pluming skills. Ok I get it you are AMAZING at working a snake. ENOUGH!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Only wanted me for my repair skills - she didn't want to check out my bedroom skills
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited June 2015
    She showed me how she would unclog the drain pipe with her mouth......I was ALMOST impressed, till I realized she had her whole mouth around a drain pipe :/
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    She was always plugging up the sink so she could show of her pluming skills. Ok I get it you are AMAZING at working a snake. ENOUGH!

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Frankly, it was the shades! :tongue:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She didn't care that my eyes were super sensitive she had a strict no sunglasses rule
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Didn't approve of my plumber career
  • glimmersilver
    glimmersilver Posts: 50 Member
    edited June 2015
    For FabulousFan - She and I were wasting too much time on this kind of game!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She called me a time waster even though I was taking a lazy day off!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I said there was a glimmer of hope but she insisted there was a silver lining. It was doomed from the get go
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She didn't like my running shades :(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept talking about doom and gloom
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was pessimistic about our chances and I had hopes and dreams!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was for hope and change -- I wasn't into her political career
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Running shades, walking shades, driving shoes, lounging shoes, cooking shades, drinking shades my god so…many…shades
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She wanted 50 shades of grey -- I was more into blues
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Didn't look as good as Jake from State Farm in Kahkis
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was in love with some guy he met on line at three in the morning!

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