We broke up because...
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Newver saw my side of things0
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Didn't like my kinky side ....0
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Loved her kinky side it was the biting and scratching i wasn't so keen on
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..come back to me gus...I promise to take you out for lunch.. 
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She had so many lunch dates she couldn't fit me in anymore0
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I offered her dinner...but it wasn't good enough0
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I never saw her0
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she made this face all the time0
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She always had her eyes closed...to be fair ..i was lurking in the bushes mostly thats why she never saw me ..lol0
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I always got the feeling she was watching me0
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She was prettier than me in selfies0
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Liked to dress up as Chewbacca right before bed time0
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The Tarzan yell was a bit much during climax.0
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Because he had too much fun breaking hearts.0
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He didnt like the sounds of excitement in the boudoir!0
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Whenever she climaxed she would use the bullhorn to congratulate my accomplishment0
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@_Captivated_ Like BBQ wet and i am a dry rub kinda guy.0
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I had constant friction burn from the dry rub 0
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My @Chaelaz obsession was too much for her.0
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No vagina0
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He ate my sandwich0
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I didn't do it0
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Was actually an average Terry and I am not up for false advertising.0
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He thought I was much taller!0
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Neither one of us could reach the top shelf.0
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I could never find my ladder...0
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He thought it was funny to hide the ladder when he was gone!0
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He pressed charges when I stabbed him with his own fork!0
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