We broke up because...

47Jacqueline

Newver saw my side of things

RachaelBrook929

Didn't like my kinky side ....

slimgirljo15

Loved her kinky side it was the biting and scratching i wasn't so keen on

slimgirljo15

..come back to me gus...I promise to take you out for lunch.. gimme a chance

Becka4Real

She had so many lunch dates she couldn't fit me in anymore

slimgirljo15

I offered her dinner...but it wasn't good enough

Alisontheice

I never saw her

jrline

she made this face all the time

slimgirljo15

She always had her eyes closed...to be fair ..i was lurking in the bushes mostly thats why she never saw me ..lol

bubaluboo

I always got the feeling she was watching me

shoppingmaniac86

She was prettier than me in selfies

Noelv1976

Liked to dress up as Chewbacca right before bed time

Timshel_

The Tarzan yell was a bit much during climax.

_Captivated_

Because he had too much fun breaking hearts.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt like the sounds of excitement in the boudoir!

Noelv1976

Whenever she climaxed she would use the bullhorn to congratulate my accomplishment

Timshel_

@_Captivated_ Like BBQ wet and i am a dry rub kinda guy.

slimgirljo15

I had constant friction burn from the dry rub

_Captivated_

My @Chaelaz obsession was too much for her.

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Stardog_Champion

No vagina

shoppingmaniac86

He ate my sandwich

Terrybig40

I didn't do it

Timshel_

Was actually an average Terry and I am not up for false advertising.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought I was much taller!

ItsMeGee3

Neither one of us could reach the top shelf.

GDLAZ

I could never find my ladder...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought it was funny to hide the ladder when he was gone!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He pressed charges when I stabbed him with his own fork!