We broke up because...
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She was like an energiser bunny on crack...talked so fast couldnt understand her
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Had to buy her a belt, crack always hanging out0
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blurodriguez7 wrote: »
was always lost in her phone looking up the word boundaries0 -
Was always getting lost in other peoples eyes0
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He liked my crack showing in the bedroom ...just not outside the house ...
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Wrote checks she couldn't cash0
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Pranked me all the time0
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I'm Superman0
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I didn't want superman I wanted batman0
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She's such a Joker0
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Lived in a fictional world0
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Drove me fxxking batty0
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Did weird things to my pet bats...0
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Kept putting wings on the cat0
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He never let his beard grow out0
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She liked beards...I didnt have one
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Started growing a beard0
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