We broke up because...
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Called me things I didn't understand0
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she didn't even know the English word for a female dog!0
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Didn't like it when I spoke in multiple languages around him to my friends0
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Was cwwwazy ..pretended to speak alien..from watching star trek
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Discovered she had alien mind control powers and made me do things I wouldn't normally do0
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Had to have her committed for believing that 0
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Didn't like visiting me in the asylum0
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Always dismissed my concerns for a healthy relationship
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Was always worrying about things that don't matter0
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Always got into my personal matters0
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She was like an energiser bunny on crack...talked so fast couldnt understand her 0
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Had to buy her a belt, crack always hanging out0
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blurodriguez7 wrote: »
was always lost in her phone looking up the word boundaries0 -
Was always getting lost in other peoples eyes0
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He liked my crack showing in the bedroom ...just not outside the house ...
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Wrote checks she couldn't cash0
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Pranked me all the time0
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I'm Superman0
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I didn't want superman I wanted batman0
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She's such a Joker0
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Lived in a fictional world0
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Drove me fxxking batty0
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Did weird things to my pet bats...0
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Kept putting wings on the cat0
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He never let his beard grow out0
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She liked beards...I didnt have one
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Started growing a beard0
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