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We broke up because...

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  • Mswack78
    Mswack78 Posts: 611 Member
    She wouldn't get her feet of the kitchen table.. ;)
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    She wouldn't let me walk around barefoot
  • KTOneTwentyTwo
    KTOneTwentyTwo Posts: 315 Member
    edited June 2015
    He kept trying wear my high heels and stretched them out
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    KTOneTwentyTwo wrote: »
    He kept trying wear my high heels and stretched them out

    Asked me to wear her heels one day, the next she suggest panty hose, when she got to the bra I left......
  • BFSOAB69
    BFSOAB69 Posts: 674 Member
    Cross dresser
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    he didn't like that I would borrow his clothes instead of buying my own.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Bought so many clothes I had to build more closets but she complained when I bought a pair of socks.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He bought socks made of gold. Cost a fortune.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was into bedazzeling on everything.....

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Those were his favorite shorts, I just tried to improve them!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Those were his favorite shorts, I just tried to improve them!

    They were my favorite jeans, her idea of improvements wasn't so much .....
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Never wanted to try out new fashions haha
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Had a passion for fashion and not me!
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
    The neighbors were talking
  • veganplantprincess
    veganplantprincess Posts: 306 Member
    he was too hot to handle
  • BFSOAB69
    BFSOAB69 Posts: 674 Member
    She would not put any clothes on
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Never let me hold the baby!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was always coming home with Random babies! :open_mouth:
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
    her husband was getting jealous
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He cared too much about what our neighbors thought, i suspect him and Mrs. Anderson are sneaking around.
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
    She said I work too much
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She said i needed a third Job!
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    called me sissy for fussing about.my hair
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    He was such a sissy, always fussing with his hair.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Tried to shave off my hair to make himself a fashionable mullet wig.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She was so reticent to "share her hair" that I found it far easier to fashion my mullet toupee using my own back and *kitten* hair. So, as usual, I ended up alone relying on self-service for my needs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2015
    He had more hair on his back and *kitten* than on his head! :grimace::innocent:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He had more hair on his back and *kitten* than on his head! :grimace::innocent:
    It's all there for you to have something to hold onto baby....

    ... but she never got it; maybe she didn't wanna hold on.
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    I keep slipping hmmmm maybe it was the baby oil that did it? oh well it just didnt work
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She spent all of our money on baby oil and wouldn't tell me why.

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