We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He found out I was an Alien!
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She liked to play this game called ufo abduction, you can figure out what she was in to!0
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She didn't want to play "UFO abduction" she insisted we play Twister covered in cornola oil0
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The oil from his Corolla was staining the carpet! I think next time we use Canola???
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She paddled me until I would get the names of vegetable oils right...0
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Took him forever to purchase vegetable oil. Made me wait for an hour! Just pick one!0
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She got fat, and he had ED.0
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He's a two timer! I ate my feelings and gained .5 pounds. Unacceptable to him!0
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during sexy time, she forced me to wear a blonde wig and an orange ascot and call her "Daphne"0
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She told me her name was Daphne, and then....0
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He never finished his sentences! Oh I'm just going to go t.......
Never seen him since!0 -
not sure why actually0
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He had more abs than me0
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No self esteem.0
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called me a narcissist0
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We didn't have wallpaper we had mirror paper, so he could see himself everywhere he went.0
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spoke to my ex too much0
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His ex is my mom.0
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She always has to bring up our age differences!0
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She only liked the muscle good side and not the fat bad side
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He called me his fat side!!0
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getting way too cleaver with the commentary0
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I asked him for clever and he showed up with a cleaver! I was scared!!!
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would never forgive my illiteracy0
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Always called me a SmartA$$!0
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Thought I was whimpy because I dress up like Robin.0
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Thought I said smara$$ when I said let me smackthata$$0
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Spanked me too hard.0
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Smacked my A R SE in front of my Husband!
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