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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Took him three years to find out her Sister was really her Brother! :lol:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was his other brother
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Can MOONWALK
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is Marilyn reincarnated!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is bald :p
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Has a collection of only left shoes.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has never masturbated :#
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited June 2015
    The only song she knows the words to is baby got back.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wears a diaper to bed :o
  • audreyanderson4
    audreyanderson4 Posts: 245 Member
    is gay
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    can only turn Left although its never actually left it really is Right she just thinks its left
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Hates celebrating his birthday.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    audreyanderson4 wrote: »
    is gay

    WOW
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Going to become a nun
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Would prefer to look like kermit the frog :D
  • kadsmaller
    kadsmaller Posts: 85 Member
    She's my mom.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Her personal dignity and strong sense of self-worth precludes her from being down with OPP. This has become a major stumbling point for her when working in retail operations; she absolutely insists that all of the vendor invoices be paid prior to selling any item. This has proven especially disastrous for a fresh fish store that she was, until recently, managing.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Her personal dignity and strong sense of self-worth precludes her from being down with OPP. This has become a major stumbling point for her when working in retail operations; she absolutely insists that all of the vendor invoices be paid prior to selling any item. This has proven especially disastrous for a fresh fish store that she was, until recently, managing.

    Has a great deal of trouble expressing himself verbally
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
    he once went 24 hours without masturbating!!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He has no sense of Humor and is a complete Prude!
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
    she REFUSES to make love on a first date
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Starts all his dating with the Second Date to avoid the awkwardness of getting to know a new person and unnecessary delays in getting to sexy-time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has never gotten to a second date!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Told me we would go to 3rd base -- she meant she wanted to play softball.
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
    Drives a Yugo
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Told me we would go to 3rd base -- she meant she wanted to play softball.
    ... if ya think that's bad, just wait 'till ya see what she calls "soft ball" (watch out for her bat!)
  • angella_jacobs93
    angella_jacobs93 Posts: 54 Member
    kicks small children and puppies at the same time
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
    The baby IS her husband's
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He was the plaintiff in the precedent setting, world famous Supreme Court case involving "let sleeping dads lie", in which a father sued his children for waking him up while he was on the couch. (The kids had to search that couch many times for coins to pay their legal fees when they lost.)
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
    She owns every DVD that "The Wiggles" ever released.

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