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  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    cookieinbk82 wrote: »
    Has an addiction to playing Rock Paper Scissors.
    Definitely a lie, I'm more of a Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock kinda guy.i

    @cookieinbk82 recently began naming each slice of bacon in her home due to a somewhat traumatic dream involving the three little pigs and certain number of Hank Hill's propane accessories.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wants to be my babys daddy :D
  • Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is a casual MFP user.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears diapers to bed
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Knows that @Michael_Lucas prefers used diapers. I'm not certain how she came to hold that knowldege
  • Posts: 195,911 Member
    Is jealous that Slim knows more about Michael than she does about him!
  • Posts: 9,611 Member
    Has never tasted green tea
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has one leg shorter than the other has to walk on a slope all the time ..
  • Posts: 21,763 Member
    Hates bacon
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hates dogs...thinks they should be food
  • Posts: 195,911 Member
    Has the neighborhgood Dog owners afraid and always on alert due to her preference of Cuisine!
  • Posts: 316 Member
    Wanted to do poking on me but you know.... Not happening
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Goes grocery shopping in fishnets , high heels and a miniskirt...
  • Posts: 3,974 Member
    Is currently visiting with her Dear Heart at an isolated island paradise
  • Posts: 9,137 Member
    Was held for public endangerment after getting locked out of her house and being forced to walk naked to the locksmith

    (note, "held" but not charged..way to go police dept!)
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    Has a pet unicorn that rides rainbows and poops lucky charms marshmallows.
  • Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to show off her pet manatee
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Makes cruel jokes about @suzreen 's manatee who, sadly, is cognitively delayed...
  • Posts: 18,745 Member
    calls me a his "cute pinkie toe"
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    Never makes me thing of bad pick-up lines... (well played ma'am, well played; I'm expecting the jail-bars any minute).

    Runs in place so that she can save her sweat for use as a salty and electrolyte-filled seasoning for her cooking. She figures that this way she can log "Net Sodium" as a zero value, since she's the source.
  • Posts: 16,769 Member
    TPed my house last night
  • Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is going to be my co-founder in our new internet business sensation "self salts"
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    Enjoys when we play "Titanic"...
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    His pick up line is baby talk..."Does baby waby wanna play housey wousey?"
  • Posts: 895 Member
    Has over a dozen "mankinis" in his closet!
  • Posts: 18,745 Member
    Has picture of the above guy in mankinis! and is blackmailing him.
  • Posts: 22,834 Member
    Mannequin model
  • Posts: 16,769 Member
    Rips pages out of cookbooks at Barnes & Noble...taking only the recipes he likes.
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    His rubber body suits almost looks real.

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