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  • graywi123
    graywi123 Posts: 19 Member
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    Never uses make up
  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    graywi123 wrote: »
    Never uses make up
    Low blow.
    Has a lot of dogs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Is completely satisfied and needs no one!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    His girlfriend, FAbulousFantasticFifty, loves it when he wears his doo-rag while cleaning the house from top to bottom and making gourmet meals
  • frinkeaa
    frinkeaa Posts: 27 Member
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    She's secretly a super heroine by night. Her super powers are defending the weak and giving awesome pep-talks (I'm sure this is true). :smiley:
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Once took apart everything in IKEA to make the models match what was in the boxes.
  • zzzhollymariezzz
    zzzhollymariezzz Posts: 30 Member
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    Works at a strip club to feed her five handicap dogs
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    CAN READ MINDS
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Suffers from an injury she recieved after being shot out of a giant slingshot.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Can bend spoons with his mind
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Never learned to count.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Knows the binary number system
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Totally illiterate ...cannot string to words together ...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She's the patron saint of hoarders everywhere. She owns a small island off the coast of Australia which is growing ever larger as she piles more junk there.
  • bubaluboo
    bubaluboo Posts: 2,098 Member
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    Sings in an Abba tribute band
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Is a drummer in an underground rock band.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Baths in jelly
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    Has kept all her milk teeth in a small jar and likes showing it to people who visit her.

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